Who amongst us hasn’t made the mistake of bleaching the crap out of our hair without proper supervision? Miley Cyrus has apparently joined the club, posting her distress on Instagram after attempting to bleach her signature blonde hair do at home.
As with most DIY dye jobs, the result was definitely less than perfect. Miley posted a selfie with her hair looking more yellow than platinum and totally frazzled. She accompanied the pic with a pretty extensive caption, which was clearly the result of a post hair dye mental breakdown (we’ve all been there).
“Learned a valuable lesson in this meaningless process,” she wrote, “that hair color comes in a box therefore it’s available to purchase and what grows from my scalp is naturally mine and only mine!”
Whilst her rant started off pretty innocent, by the end of the post she had somehow managed to take a stab at Donald Trump and raise the issue of climate change – pretty impressive if you ask us.
“If you ever start overthinking shit especially something as silly as hair, go outside, smell a flower, center your thoughts and find something productive to do with your time. I wish I would’ve taken a toke of my own medicine.”
The songstress was in New York filming the top secret new Woody Allen series, where she has been snapped wearing a long, honey blond wig not unlike her Hannah Montana hair do. We’re betting that Miley is thanking her lucky stars that she can cover up this mess until she can get herself to a professional colorist.
Lesson learned ladies – there are some things you really shouldn’t do yourself. Bleaching your hair is definitely one of them.